officialunitedstates:

been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.  to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information

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wifipasswords:

posting a selfie like

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I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON

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This is important

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ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

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bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image

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evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

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colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

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yoshi-s-pants:

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

I saw this yesterday

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ruinedchildhood:

josh peck is literally my favorite person

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