me: *waves at a dog being walked*
dog’s owner: *waves at me*
if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave.
i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”
two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out
did you say yes
DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES
This is my favorite video of all time
"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"
what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
"the beatles were the best band to ever live"
lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though?