nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

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jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

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things white ppl say in movies

girl: what are you doing?
boy: something i should have done a long time ago
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salients:

And I wish I could pretend to be
All of the things you think you see in me

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gloomyteens:

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

u done yet

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forever:

why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do

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sp0rty:

sageruto:

sheldon just suggested that some people may be born without the disposition for sexual attraction and a laugh tracked played ????????????????????????????? stop this

make big bang theory illegal right now effective immediately

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student: coughs
teacher: from all this talking i can assume you're all done with your work
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me: *on my phone*
grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
me: *puts phone down*
me: why did you ruin the economy?
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thatnerdygamergirl:

elijahkrantz:

when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON

No they don’t. Where would they learn that? Not in school.

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deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

image

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