OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
white girls don’t pee they *you’reinate
OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!
ehhh this doesn’t really look like jennif-WHAT THE FUCK
I was just like oh eh then wig and looks up and HOLY SHIT
WOAH WHAT THE F ACK
apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT
THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
party hosting 101: replace your drinking alcohol with methyl alcohol and then watch all your guests go blind, have seizures, puke and eventually die.
this here is why bloggers can’t host parties.
what made you think i wanted my guests to have a good time
OH MY GOD xD
you are going to write me a ten page essay as to why that comment was necessary
*drops out of school like its hot*
did she get a haircut
no she’s not in uniform
Is that a new bow?
i’m only one man
tell her you are moving to africa, then move to africa. live there for the rest of your life
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
what… what do American keyboards look like then?