glamydia:

This is the white girlest post I’ve read all day

posted 5 hours ago with 187,833 notes

ofuckme:

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

posted 5 hours ago with 337,907 notes

d0nn0:

if your tagged/me is like wheres waldo then i ain’t playin

posted 5 hours ago with 5,401 notes

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

posted 5 hours ago with 240,461 notes

joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

posted 5 hours ago with 26,775 notes

baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

posted 6 hours ago with 128,653 notes

markbrendanawitz:

i hope on the very last episode of parks and rec, mark brendanawicz comes to visit the parks department and hes like “hey leslie hows the park?” and shes like “what park” and hes like “the park you said you were building years ago. didn’t it ever get built” and the camera cuts to leslie’s panic-stricken face and she goes “oh fuck” and the screen cuts to black

posted 6 hours ago with 12,403 notes

ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

posted 6 hours ago with 154,788 notes

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

posted 6 hours ago with 282,162 notes

westbor0baptistchurch:

rodneykong:

i want my dick in a museum after i die

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posted 6 hours ago with 161,767 notes

unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what

posted 6 hours ago with 102,795 notes

thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

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ruinedchildhood:

doing a presentation in front of the class

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posted 4 days ago with 23,265 notes